20 very embarrassing moments …
1. When, he asked you if the woman at the store checkout had a baby in her womb.
2. When, he told his best friend that his mother was old (in front of the mother in question and you).
3. When, in the ascender with a stranger, he started yelling “It stinks!”
4. When, he crushed his Kinder on your best friend’s light gray couch.
5. When, he pounced on a classmate’s birthday presents to open them.
6. When, he vomited on the TGV passengers.
7. When, he said to you in the garden, in front of a horde of trapped mothers: “Mom, when did you put me in the cold shower”, with disconcerting naturalness.
8. When, he answered his grandmother who asked him “What’s your lover’s name?” », Romeo.
9. When he stole a package of Haribo from the supermarket or accidentally broke ten bottles of wine.
10. When, he ran into an old lady on a scooter. And that the incident was repeated several days in a row, always with the same person.
11. When, he said to his paternal grandmother (your stepmother) under the seal of secrecy: “You know my mom, sometimes she turns into a witch”. And that mother-in-law took pleasure in repeating it to you.
12. When, he had a nervous breakdown on the plane during the landing phase because he was out of candy.
13. When, he opened the door to the taxi on the ring road because it was hot.
14. When, he said to you: “This morning the teacher explained to us how we made babies. So, daddy, he… ”
15. When, he sang in a doctor’s waiting room: “My ass hurts, my ass hurts, I had a bad time in my youth…” Thank you grandfather.
16. When, he said to his mistress: “My daddy he has a penis and my mum she has hair”
17. When, he took a bite of a mango at the greengrocer
18. When he looked at the pediatrician’s nose and said, “Why do you have so many hair in your nose! ”
19. When he put his finger in the chocolate mousse carefully prepared by a friend.
20. When, he stuck his finger in your sister-in-law’s new lipstick.